dramatispersonae | Turquoise

[in the room, you'll find a table and enough chairs for you and your knights. On the table is paper, pens, pencils, and crayons should you so wish]

Safe is good. Nobody wants papercuts.

What if we have so much fun somebody passes out from laughing. Not enough oxygen to the brain is a serious injury.

Someone would have to do mouth-to-mouth and that opens up a ton of other dangerous situations.

And we're not playing that kind of game today.

Not when there's sharpened pencils around, no.