[you could just about spare your feet. your hands -- well, you can avoid losing your fingers or cutting tendons, but you won't be able to avoid your flesh getting pricked and sliced to ribbons.]
[...Well the picture that pointed me to the egg was in the basement but now I'm not so certain that was what I was meant to do.]
[I suppose while I'm here, I can set the egg on the couch and play out a domestic adorable scene as an older brother returning home to greet his little sister egg and tell her how much she's grown and how she's been missed and how he certainly wasn't out killing people or destroying worlds or being a terrible excuse for a human being--]
[Once I'm done playing out all my current emotional problems in a very therapeutic session, I suppose I should take the egg to the pedestal instead and see if the songbirds want her.
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[What happens when I whack it with the pole?]
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[Can I pickaxe the tree down?]
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probably not.]
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[...Is there anything around the base of the tree that I should have tried looking for before I tried to knock it down?]
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[Better plan, back away from the tree and throw the copper pole as high up it as I possibly can.]
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it thumps down in the ash under the tree.]
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[Lets investigate that large copper egg!]
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[...Now I have to figure out what to do with it...]
[...It doesn't move at all, does it?]
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it doesn't move...]
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[And sing to it softly, in case there's a baby bird in there.]
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what do you do with it in the stone house . . .]
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[I suppose while I'm here, I can set the egg on the couch and play out a domestic adorable scene as an older brother returning home to greet his little sister egg and tell her how much she's grown and how she's been missed and how he certainly wasn't out killing people or destroying worlds or being a terrible excuse for a human being--]
[Once I'm done playing out all my current emotional problems in a very therapeutic session, I suppose I should take the egg to the pedestal instead and see if the songbirds want her.
I mean it.]
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...continues to snore in its tiny bird way]
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[Maybe I should bring my egg to the pedestal. Maybe it'll have an idea what to do.]
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