dramatispersonae

a c a t e r p i l l a r ' s a r m c h a i r

The other kid was already dumb enough to try it. You don't need to test it twice!

Oh, did he?

[looking at Pascal]

. . . He shrank . . .

That's it?

How stupid.

No shit. Who'd want to get smaller anyway?

Who knows?

[Looking ahead]

The next mushroom is about 7 feet away.

You want to jump it?

Yeah.

Unless you're planning on staying up here.

Fuck no. And it sounds better than just jumping straight down.

Exactly!

Let's get started then!

[By me throwing a guy off the mushroom we are currently on]

. . . I'll just jump, thanks.