dramatispersonae

a c a t e r p i l l a r ' s a r m c h a i r

Is it any good?

[I SHRUNK AN INCH]

It's pretty good.

[WHY EVEN]

--!!

[c'mon beansprout try it]

. . .Are you okay?

[nooooooo my hard-earned height]

[making vague hand gestures about the differences in his height] Weren't you taller a moment ago.

Er. . . m-maybe? I don't know. . .

I'm pretty sure you shrank!!

I don't want to shrink!

But you just did!

E-eh? But I stopped, right?!

Unless it's going really slowly now, yeah.

. . .Please don't suggest things like that.

[... sympathetic shoulderpat '-'b]