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dramatispersonae) wrote2012-01-17 05:54 pm
dramatispersonae) wrote2012-01-17 05:54 pm
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1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Sterling
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Try to get it off?
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
What the hell? Someplace it could make webs I guess. The corner of the window in the shower?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
"How did you lose a leg?"
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Can't a spider just climb the rocks? It's a spider. It has more legs than me even with one missing.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Yes.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I'm not going to kill something for some prophecy if it hasn't done anything yet. But if the world starts getting destroyed I'll squish that sucker. Also if it tries to make webs in my stuff.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
If you saw a dumb survey about spiders, would you answer the questions seriously or not?
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
"Ewwwww."
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CHARACTER TEAM: Coral
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
I'm sure it would depend on how gigantic it was, wouldn't it? If it's giant enough, it would probably crush my skull and kill me~. But it would have to be very large for that to happen.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
The cliffs, perhaps. The beach doesn't seem like it would be very much fun for a spider.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
I suppose I'll skip to 8.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I wouldn't~.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Hmm~. Would saving the spider and the bacon perhaps be an option? If not, the spider, I expect, unless, of course, the spider was trying to kill me. I don't have much interest in meat. ♥
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
That would be rather cruel of me. A dress wouldn't flatter any spider's body type.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Ahaha. I'm afraid I don't care that much for this world or the one I left behind.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
Hmm. I think I could manage to ignore the spider.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
I feel, hm, a bit hungry-- I didn't eat very much breakfast. Also, a spider's eyes look very strange, don't you think? They're not like human eyes at all. And yet they're not like the spider eyes that I remember, either. I wonder when the game will start.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Ruby
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Flick the damn thing off.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
Who the fuck would date a goddamn bug?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
There wouldn't be a goddamn date!
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I don't care about the damn spider, so I wouldn't ask.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
I'd save myself and the bacon since at least that's edible.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
What dress?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Kill the spider. What the fuck's the point of a good life if you know some shitty bug with a lifespan of a year is going to end the world? Stupid fucking question!
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I'd ignore the fucking spider.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Nothing. I don't care about the spider! It's just a worthless bug! Shut the fuck up about it already!
Pascal/Amethyst
CHARACTER TEAM: Amethyst
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
• Remove it carefully and place it on the ground.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
• Er. Someplace that spiders like to go? Maybe where there are many flies.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
• I would not intentionally sleep next to a spider, I may accidentally roll over and squish it.
[KER-SKIP :')]
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
• I would not. It's none of my business, though I will listen if the spider wishes to tell me.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
• I am not sure what bacon is, but I would save the spider.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
• . . .No? Which dress does this refer to?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
• I would first try a stern discussion with the spider.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
• Why are all of the questions about spiders? Is it a special spider?
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
• I cannot answer this. The eyes are too small so I cannot find them. I apologize.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Sterling
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Assuming the spider is not so gigantic it knocked me out on impact, politely pull it off my face and see it on its way.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
We don't really have a lot of options here. Do spiders like beaches?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
No, that really is moving a bit fast, even for a spider.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
If the missing leg is a concern for some reason during our acquaintance, there's a reason to ask there; if it's not, then it's not.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
The bacon is already dead and the spider is alive, so the spider gets saved. ...if the bacon is also somehow alive then we have a problem.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
I would be too impressed by the spider being in a spider-suited dress in the first place to take issue with the fit.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Why is there no 'be friends with the spider and counsel it out of world destruction' option?
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
. . . yeah I'd write several questions about the spider.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Kyouko/Iolite
CHARACTER TEAM: Iolite
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
• Huh? Why is this a question? Its freakin' life is forfeit, obviously.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
• Why the hell would I take a spider on a date?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
• Whoever wrote this is a real freak, huh.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
• No, 'cause I can squish it with my pinky.
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
• What the fuck?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
• I squished the stupid thing back at question one, it's not gonna have any little baby spiders.
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
• No. Waste of perfectly good food.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
• Who cares? If its that upset about it, I'll take one off the other side to even things out.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
• Bacon.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
• What?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
• You freaks got way too much time on your hands, y'know that?
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
• It's seriously starting to piss me off. Ever heard of a real hobby?
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
• 'Cause I don't mind teaching you how to die gracefully ♥
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CHARACTER TEAM: onyx
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
screem probale
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
i wouldn go on a date with a spider
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
no ew
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
wys your leg missing?
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
the spiders alive so i save the spider and get magic bacon from mal after
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
wys the spider wering a dress? no i ges
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
kill it the worlds more better and i ges beng frends isn so bad
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
questions about the spider i ges
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
i want to see if the spider danses reel gud with 8 legs
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CHARACTER TEAM: Emerald
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Scream and fling it off.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I don't like spiders for personal reasons that don't bear going into at this point in time. I really, really don't think this date is happening.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
At least it's not a spider-centipede. Still, no.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I wouldn't. He probably deserved it.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
I'm a vegetarian. They can both fall off the cliff for all I care.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Absolutely. One should always be honest about that kind of thing. Not everyone can be beautiful. Especially spiders.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Which world are we talking about? Because my experiences with love already have enough world-destroying connected with them as it is.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I would ignore the spider. And its smug little grin.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
I feel intense dislike for its beady little eyes and anatomically-improbable smile. Isn't it supposed to have a segmented body? I think this spider has more problems than just a missing leg. Also, I find myself really wondering about whoever designed this survey. What a waste of time.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Sapphire
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
I would demand that she remove herself from my face immediately before I am made to use force.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I imagine spiders would enjoy picnics in the sunflower fields. There are plenty of insects to be found there.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Who would answer 'Yes' to this question?
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
I have no respect for a spider that is only interested in my body.
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
I would not have relations with a spider that is most likely diseased.
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
I would not abandon my children so carelessly, even if they were abominations.
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
Pancakes.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Respectfully inquire about her past and see if she offers the story herself.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
If the spider is to be the mother of my children then I would rescue her. Surely another pack of bacon would be found.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
No.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. As much as it pains me, the spider must be stopped.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I imagine the spider is meant to be a representation of someone important to us, or someone in our past. She is merely a metaphor for the horrible things we have done and each question is along that vein.
I would not ignore the spider.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
I would feel as though I were staring into an abyss. All eight of them.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Citrine
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Normally I would be scared but this spider looks really happy. So it probably wouldn't try to bite my face off. I think I would still probably ask the spider to get off my face though, because otherwise it would be very uncomfortable after a while.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
There aren't many places around that I think a spider would like. I guess I would take the spider to wherever there were a lot of bugs so that he could eat them. I think eating bugs probably makes spiders happy.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
No because I don't think spiders and humans work that way, not even in Aather.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
But I would probably make the spider waffles anyway even though I answered no to number 3. If a spider took all the trouble to land on my face and then go out on a date with me I think the spider would deserve waffles.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I didn't notice the spider had a missing leg. As long as the spider can still walk with his left over legs I don't think the missing one is really important. If the spider fell down a lot or walked in circles, though, I would probably ask how it happened. But not out in the open because that could be embarassing.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
I would get the spider to get the bacon and then I would pull the spider up and then the spider could pull the bacon up. And then we could eat bacon with the waffles from question 7. But we probably wouldn't eat it right there on the cliff.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
No, because the spider probably only looks fat because of all the legs, and because spiders don't usually wear dresses. Maybe I would help the spider find some spider-dresses made especially for spiders though so that she didn't need to wear dresses that made her look fat.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
First I would ask the spider not to destroy the world. If he said no I would try to pick him up and maybe put him in a box until he said that he wouldn't destroy the world. If he didn't say yes after I put him in a box I guess he would just have to stay in the box. I would leave a little hole in the top for air and also for putting bugs into so he could still eat though. I don't think anyone can destroy the world while they are inside a box.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
If there was a picture of a spider the survey was probably going to be about a spider anyway. So writing questions about the spider is probably the point. Otherwise you would put a picture of a cat or a flower or a hand instead of a picture of a spider. But if the picture was just there to look like a spider and not to describe what the survey is about then I would try to ignore it.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
I feel a bit confused because I thought spiders had eight eyes. But the spider in the picture only has two.
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CHARACTER TEAM: . . . Onyx.
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do? Kill it.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date? . . . This is stupid. I wouldn't date a spider.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8. . . .
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you inquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg? I killed the spider in the first question, and I wouldn't ask either.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon? . . . I would only save myself. The damn spider should be able to help itself and I don't care about bacon.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat? It is already dead.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider? You can't read, can you.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider? I would kill the spider again.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail. . . .
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CHARACTER TEAM: Emerald
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Fall over, probably.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I don’t even know this spider. Why would I go out with someone I don’t know.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
… I’m just going to say no. What is with these questions?
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
n/a
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
n/a
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
n/a
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
I can answer this one without the others. I’m not that great at making pancakes, but I bet they’re easier than waffles. So: pancakes.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Only if it seemed like it was bothering him or if he wanted to tell me. Bad stuff that’s happened to people is their business, not mine.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
You know I can glide, right? Though getting back up would still be a pain, even with that skill. So I’d probably grab the spider and bacon and glide down, then look for a less annoying way to climb back up. Or possibly go somewhere else, since there’s a jerk who pushed me off a cliff up there. I’ll get him when he least expects it.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Is this still a giant spider? Cause if not, the dress would just look like a blanket. Also, do I look like I know anything about how anyone looks in a dress?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
That’s just stupid. It says ‘if left alone,’ and I think anyone would go ‘round the bend if they’re left all alone like that. I’m not going to kill anyone just because of something they might do, maybe, if whoever I found it out from wasn’t lying. I’ll just keep hanging out with him and telling him I’ll beat him up if he does anything stupid like that. Also, I’ll tell this spider what I learned, cause keeping secrets from him is just going to make everything worse.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
Hey, if I didn’t have a better topic, why not?
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Confusion. Also, if I was the spider, I’d get annoyed at people staring at me like that.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Onyx
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Probably grab it and toss it off my face. That doesn't sound very pleasant.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I've never been on a date. Is this date happening in Aather or not? Either way, maybe to get food…?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
What? No!
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I didn't notice it until you pointed it out, so...
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
What's my relationship with the spider even supposed to be…? I guess I'd take the bacon, because then I could at least give it to Viola or Citrine or something.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
How does a spider wear a dress, anyway?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I'm pretty sure I'd kill the spider… that seems important.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I would probably ignore the spider. This doesn't seem like a very useful survey.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Uh… confusion?
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CHARACTER TEAM: Turquoise
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Slap it off!!
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I wouldn't take it anywhere.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
No! No dating!
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
. . . I. I would wait for the spider to bring it up . . . ?
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
. . . If the spider can talk, I'll save it. Otherwise I'm saving the bacon for my team.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
If a spider were wearing a dress I would be honest . . . No one should have to look stupid, even if they're a gross bug.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Kill the spider. Love is of course one of the most important and dear things to a girl's heart, but so is being alive.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I think I'd write about the spider. Why would it be at the top of the page if you weren't supposed to write questions about it?
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
I feel a little creeped out . . . There's something unnerving about that smile and its soulless eyes. And how it's missing six of them.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Kunzite.
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do? Say hi.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date? To the cliffs, perhaps.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8. I can't. Bones and Snow would get upset.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not? Why would I lose respect for the spider? I don't understand.
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you inquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom? I was supposed to skip the question but I suppose I would use protection.
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child? What if the spider is male?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning? I would make Bones make pancakes for the spider.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg? It would be the first thing I'd ask.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon? Myself and the spider, of course. How would I learn more about it?
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat? Does that really matter?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider? That would depend on what the spider wanted for itself.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider? I would make questions to the spider. :)
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail. Its eyes are just two white dots.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Carnelian
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Place it outside.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
The grass outside the cabin.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
No. Because it would be outside, and I prefer to sleep inside.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
“Where is your leg?”
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
The spider is more likely to be able to make the climb than I am. I will save the bacon and feed the team. The spider may join us later.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Yes.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Yes.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I would place the spider outside.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Where are the rest of its eyes?
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CHARACTER TEAM: Turquoise
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
I swat it off.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I would not take it out on a date.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Immediately skipping to 8.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
"What happened to your missing leg?"
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
I would save the bacon.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Why is the spider wearing a dress? I will not take it out on a date.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I would have to kill the spider.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
Neither option sounds appealing.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
It is a small pest. It might want to bite me. After all, it sees me as a threat. But is it poisonous? That would make the spider the threat to me. If it's not poisonous, I am overthiniking this because it's just a spider.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Coral
[This entire survey is filled out in crayon, and there are PICTURES drawn in the margins]
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Why, how else do you treat a guest when they drop in for a visit? I invite her in happily, and offer her a comfortable seat in the best room of the house. And a platter of cheese, should she be hungry when she arrives. It's a long journey from the ceiling to my face, y'know. I am but a pleasant, gentlemanly host to those who seek my company. ♥
[cue drawing of stick figure Kaitou Kid with a spider with a bow on her head sharing a platter of cheese. THEY ARE SMILIN']
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
Her favorite restaurant, which I think involves some sort of cheese theme. No candles-- that's far too cliche, and I don't think Miss Spider is that kind of girl. Maybe afterward we could go to an amusement park? She could sit on my hat while we ride the roller coaster~
[cue drawing of stick figure Kaitou Kid and bowed spider on a roller coaster. still smilin']
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Only if the spider is willing. It's impolite and ungentlemanly to push her boundaries otherwise. I would assume no, though. Miss Spider and I have decided to take our relationship slowly and steadily in order to get to know each other well before we take the next step.
[and now stick figure Kaitou Kid and bowed spider are holding hands, with a little heart hovering over both of their heads]
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Politely and with concern, and of course I wouldn't force her to talk about any traumatic experiences that may have led to her losing her eighth leg. I'd offer my support in any way possible, and make it very clear that she is a dear friend to me that I would be honored to assist.
[the doodle is sad-faced stick figure Kaitou Kid offering GET WELL SOON flowers to the sad-faced bow spider with a crutch]
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
. . . the spider, of course! You can always buy a new pack of bacon-- or in this case quest for one. If you really like bacon. But friends like Miss Spider only come around once in a lifetime.
[this doodle is HEROIC KAITOU KID, carrying bowed spider while he scales a rectangular-shaped cliff triumphantly. The pack of bacon has been left to tumble to the ground tragically]
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
. . . would I get slapped? Miss Spider is, er, a bit of the violent sort, and such a statement would surely hurt her feelings. And yet, honesty is the best policy, particular if we're beginning a relationship. So... if the dress didn't suit Miss Spider at all, I'd be completely honest with her about it.
[now there is stick figure Kaitou Kid being slapped by an angry bowed and dress-wearing spider :(]
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Now that is a plot twist. According to the rules of dramatics, I wouldn't be able to make such a decision without rolling about in angst first. But in the end, I would find hope! I wouldn't kill her at all, for it isn't my place to take a life so easily. I'd stay with her and try to guide her away from that fate, hopefully saving both the world (and Miss Spider) in the process.
[stick figure Kaitou Kid is now frantically trying to talk bowed spider out of squishing buildings (which are the representative of the world in this case)]
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
. . . heeeeh. I'd take the spider picture as a prompt and ask several ridiculous questions about the spider in hopes of weaving some sort of spider-related story. It's much more coherent this way.
[stick figure Kaitou Kid is now holding a piece of paper and a pencil. bowed spider is sitting on his head, looking pleased]
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
My my, aren't we a little nosy? Aren't such emotions best kept between the two involved parties? Miss Spider and I have only recently begun this sort of relationship, and I am not the sort of gentleman who would divulge intimate details so easily. ♥
[stick figure Kaitou Kid is staring happily into bowed spider's eyes '^' and of course bowed spider is staring back LONGINGLY~]
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CHARACTER TEAM:Carnelian
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Flick it off of my face.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
. . . that depends on if the spider normally puts out on the first date.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Oh my, I see it does~
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
As much as I respected the spider the night before.
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
We could go take the test together ♥~
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
I wouldn't puncture the condom.
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
The spider would be welcome to make whatever they wanted.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Shhh, it's not very kind to draw attention to it.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
The bacon would taste delicious with whatever the spider decided to cook for breakfast.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
I would encourage the spider to go nude.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I would find an equally implausible way to save the world and find true love.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
Oh, about the spider~
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Insert something romantic here~ Staring into your eyes is like looking into the abyss, and so on~~
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CHARACTER TEAM: Ruby
[FILLED OUT IN CRAYON '-' also very chicken scratchy]
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Uh... well, I guess I would take it off of my face, and put it somewhere else, that wold be more comfortable for both of us. That is assuming that my face is not comfortable for the spider, though. If it wanted, I wouldn't mind letting it sit on my horns.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
Uh... well, I guess to the beach, probably, since that is a nice place to go, especially at night.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Not really, no, because, er, I wouldn't want to accidentally squish the spider, or something like that.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I wouldn't, because, that whole thing makes me kind of uncomfortable, since I guess I was missing my own legs at one point, since, I don't have my real legs right now.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Uh... well, I would save myself and the spider, since, I wouldn't want the spider to get hurt. I could pick up the bacon later, probably, after we are safe. I am not really sure what bacon is, exactly, though.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
... No? Because I have never really seen a spider wearing a dress. But if I ever did, I wouldn't say something about that, since, they probably wouldn't look fat, and, I don't really like saying that about people.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
... Uh... I am uncomfortable with this question, and would prefer to not answer it, because, it is a very complicated situation that I will need time to think about.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
... I guess I would probably write questions about the spider, if you were supposed to ask questions about the spider? It mostly depends on things, and what you are supposed to do while creating the survey questions.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
I am not sure what I would feel, exactly, but I guess it would be about them being my friend, if we did all of the things that were mentioned above, aside from the questions that I was supposed to skip. So I would see friendship, or something like that, I guess.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Citrine
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Brush it away and shoo it out the door as quickly as I can.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
. . . pardon me? What sort of question is this? I, ah, no. I don't think I would take a spider out on a. . . date.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Excuse me? Of course not!
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Assuming it is a talking spider, I'd either ask delicately yet honestly. "If I may inquire, how did you lose your leg?" It's fairly simple.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
The bacon, surely. I could at least bring that home to my team for dinner afterward. They would appreciate the extra meat.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
. . . no, I would not.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I would easily squash the spider for the good of the world and everyone in it.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I would most certainly not write several questions about the spider. I'd want to vary the survey some, and ask questions that aren't bordering on ridiculous as these are.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Confused, a bit exasperated, and as though I should shoo the spider out of the house as quickly as I can.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Coral
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Throw it on someone elses face.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
If the weather was nice, Paris might be good. If we wanted fresh air, the Swiss Alps might be alright. If this is a first date, maybe we should go somewhere like Hawaii.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
No way. A real gentleman should really be aiming to know his date's heart.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I'd just ask them flat-out. If I want to know, what else would I do?
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Bacon is a ridiculously unhealthy but mysteriously delicious food of the common people, but at the same time, it seems this spider is the love of my life.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
I'd tell them, "you look fat in that dress" and then suggest to them they should attack the person who sold them that dress. I'd then give them new clothes to make up for it because really. No one should be allowed to wear terrible clothes.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
The spider has already stolen my heart. If my love really truly was bent on destroying the world, I would have to stop it. You see, that is not the spider I fell in love with, and I know that is not the spider my love wants to be. If that was the choice I had to make . . .
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I would suddenly question all the decisions I've made up until this point. The poor spider who was tricked by the salesman into thinking she looked good in that dress until she reached the point of turning evil. The decision I had to make on whether I would kill her or let her free . . .
And eventually.
Living with the idea that I wasn't able to finish her off when the time came . . .!
Anyway. I got off topic. To be honest, I would just ask one question.
"Would you, my love, do this all over again with me?"
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Oh, dear spider, dear love, whose eyes are the color of gemstones--
I got bored near the end, sorry.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Coral
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Scream and knock it off of myself.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
The theater.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
No thank you.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I wouldn't, that's his own business.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
I guess the spider if we've dated and all.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Only if asked.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Sure would. True love doesn't really exist.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I would probably ignore the spider and make people wonder about it.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
There are no words to describe the feelings of looking into the spider's blank eyes. I think maybe the spider is dead insider and living a lie, smiling for the sake of other. A very sad spider. I can only pity it.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Peridot
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Probably knock it off because I'm a fighter and I have really good reflexes, but I wouldn't hurt it unless it was trying to hurt me. If it landed on my face by accident, that's okay.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I'm not sure why I'd be dating a spider, especially because I don't think I'd want to date anyone who I was really good friends with and I have a boyfriend and we're not sure how it'll work yet if I want to date other people. But I guess I can pretend I'm dating this spider so I can fill out the survey? And I guess that means the spider fell on my face by accident and that was how we met, which isn't a bad way to meet somebody, and then we became friends and decided we liked each other, but this answer is going on for a while. Anyway, I'd probably go to the beach to hang out I guess? There aren't many places unlocked here yet.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
I don't know?
I didn't with Josh, though we didn't date so much as just started doing stuff right away but didn't have sex until the secondsorry that was kind of a lot. I guess maybe if we both really really liked each other and we could figure out how? And I don't want to skip questions, so.4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
Why wouldn't I? I wouldn't do stuff like that with somebody I didn't respect, and it's really nice.
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
What are STI test results? And I don't know why I would want to puncture a condom, I don't think that's how they're supposed to work. But, uh, I would use protection with the spider, it's what you're supposed to do, right? It might be nice to know stuff like that about the spider, but only because I'd like to be good friends with anyone I did stuff like that with and why am I even answering this question.
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
Is this question in case an accident happens and I get the spider pregnant somehow? This is getting kind of complicated. I don't think I'd be a very good father, I'm still pretty young, but I'd do my best? Anything else would be pretty mean.
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
I don't know how to make either? But I could pick some sea apples for breakfast, or quest for something. Breakfast is nice.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Ask if the spider is okay and if there's anything I could do to help? I'm probably not a good enough healer to regrow it, but I could try if the spider wants, or help quest.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
The spider, of course! The other thing would be really mean. I mean, I can glide, but I probably couldn't carry the spider with me if it's big enough to date, so I'd have to climb up normally.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
How would a spider wear a dress? Well, maybe for a game. But everyone looks silly when they wear dresses for games.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Okay, this is a really hard question. It would depend a lot upon whether the spider actually wanted to destroy the world, or whether it was some weird magical curse or prophecy or whatever. If the spider actually wanted to destroy the world, then I wouldn't be dating it in the first place, so that might change a lot of stuff, I don't know. But I don't date people who want to destroy worlds, so I'm guessing the spider doesn't, so it's some other thing. Then I'd figure out another way to fix it, because I'm not going to kill somebody I'm dating!
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I might write questions about the spider because I couldn't think of something else? I don't know.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Is this the spider I'm pretending that I'm dating so I can answer weird questions? Probably a lot of happy feelings then. That sort of thing is kind of hard to describe in detail, but it feels all warm and glowy and like your heart wants to reach out of your chest and hold that person.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Amethyst
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Yell in an embarrassing fashion.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I'm not entirely sure why I would take a spider out on a date, and I only have the vaguest idea of what a date is. I plead immunity to this question.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
I believe multiple biological and psychological issues would interfere.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
N/A
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
N/A
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
N/A
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
N/A
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Tactlessly, no doubt.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Bacon is easier to replace.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Yes, but I look fatter, so the spider shouldn't take it the wrong way.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Killing it would change nothing for me personally except for the sickening feeling of having to kill a spider that I may or may not have biologically impossible intimate relations with.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
Difficult to say.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Resigned bewilderment and a good deal of confusion concerning a hypothetical relationship with an arachnid.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Turquoise
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CHARACTER TEAM: Turquoise
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Swat it off my face and kill the fucker, obviously.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
I'd take it somewhere with a lot of alcohol, get it good and drunk, and then, when it's passed out, ditch that fucker.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Hell no. Sex on the first date's just fine, but I'm not into arachnophilia.
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
PASS.
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
PASS.
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
PASS.
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
PASS.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
"What the fuck happened to your leg?"
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Bacon. What makes you think I give a shit about the spider?
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Hell no. That's a fucking trick question. You never, ever say the dress makes someone look fat unless you want to die.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
Yes, I'd kill the fucking spider. I don't need true love.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
The spider would be pretty fucking hard to ignore. And I can't say I'd be curious enough to ask questions about the son of a bitch.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
A vague, creeping feeling that the spider is about to do something really fucking terrible to me if I let it live.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Sterling (playing for Tiger's Eye)
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Brush it off and kill it.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
Assuming it isn't dead or forgives me for attempting to kill it, I guess I'd take it out to a nice dinner followed by a walk on the beach! It could ride on my hand so I don't accidentally step on it because this would of course be on a beautiful moonlit night full of twinkling stars.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
If the situation led that way, why not? Convention is no barrier to true love!
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
Of course! What kind of cad do you take me for?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
I would definitely use a condom, just because we're in the throes of true love isn't a reason not to be safe! Also I'm not ready to be the father of multiple spider babies.
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
I would do the right thing and make an honest arachnid out of that spider! Anything less would simply be gauche and ungentlemanly.
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
Both! Nothing is too good for my beloved.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I would just ask about it! There can be no secrets between true loves.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
The spider, obviously. I can always get bacon elsewhere, but you only meet your soulmate once!
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
I would just say it. There can be no lies between true loves.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I would kill the spider and wander the world, alone and bereft of joy forever. Forgive me, my love!
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
Well, the presence of the spider would indicate that we are, in fact, meant to use the spider as a springboard for writing survey questions. So, yes I would write several questions about the spider? Unless someone explicitly told me to ignore it, anyway.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
What I feel when I gaze into the spider's eyes cannot be contained by mere words. I love this spider more than anything in the world, more than life itself; to kill the spider would be to kill me, do you understand? I will forever mourn that the thing I love most in the world is nothing more than a flat, sterile piece of paper, for now that I have gazed into the spider's eyes there can be no more joy in my life save to ponder the mysterious asymmetry of its mouth, the secret gaze of its eyes, the sensuousness of its blobby body. Goodbye, cruel world, for here is love, and love is dead, and there can be no life or joy for me hereafter.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Amethyst
1. There's a 50/50 chance I would try to eat the spider.
2. To the cornfields. The stalks would be nice for building a web on, right?
3. Sorry, no. I'm a third date kind of guy.
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8. That seems tactless. Would they ask me about my four missing limbs?
9. Save the spider! Friendship can't be bought, but bacon can.
10. No. The only opinion that matters is the spider's opinion.
11. I would kill the spider and sacrifice my own love for the relationships of the rest of the world.
12. I would draw more spiders. And a web. Maybe a scorpion too.
13. A sense of peace and vague itchiness.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Emerald
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
I'd...I'd probably be surprised, to be honest. I might even knock it off of my face I'm sorry this is just a normal reaction for me I think. If it's a normal spider, I would probably try to find it (if I did knock it off) and would let it outside.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
A date? What? Um. I've never been on a date much less a date with a spider ? A...walk to somewhere nice I guess.
Why...?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
. . . what? Like in my bed? I mean, is that something I would get a choice in?
Spiders are relatively small and things tend to sneak into my bed in the middle of the night anyway so I guess it wouldn't be a big deal--WAIT, do you mean THAT?????
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
I guess so? Why wouldn't I?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
Protection with th-
[then Natsume scratches out the part in question three]
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
N/A!!!
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
N/A!!!
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I...is that something you should ask? I don't think I would unless the spider was willing to talk about it.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Why bacon? I don't really know if I am answering these questions right, but wouldn't it be obvious to save the spider over the bacon? At least, that's what I would do . . .
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
Can they wear dresses...? I don't think spiders can look fat in dresses...
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
There are other ways to solve something without using killing as a method even if they ARE dangerous.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
Is that what you did? I guess it makes a little more sense kind of. I'm not sure if I would write several, but who knows, it might give me a few ideas.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
I . . . it depends on the spider, I suppose . . .
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CHARACTER TEAM: Iolite
1. I would remove it from my face.
2. I would invite the spider to an afternoon tea, as is proper.
3. I am a dragon, I cannot breed with spiders nor do I have any interest in doing so; the question is irrelevant.
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8. "If you would not mind saying, might I ask how it is you came to have only seven legs?"
9. I can fly, I would take them both.
10. Yes, if they asked, but if they are wearing enough jewels no-one will mind their weight.
11. I would kill the spider at once. I've already my Vincent and my Laurence, it is a poor hypothetical.
12. I would write questions as instructed.
13. I do not feel anything in particular, only some puzzlement if anything.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Peridot
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do? ... Um. I'd probably try to stab the spider.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date? Why would I take a spider on a date?! That doesn't even make any sense! Geez... But I guess if this were some sort of forced game-date thing, I'd take the spider to a place with a lot of trees. Spiders like trees, right?
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8. N... NO!!!!
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not? D8
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom? DDD8
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child? DDDDDDDDDDDD8
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning? Maybe-- oh wait I'm not supposed to answer this one.
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg? He has a missing leg? Um, I guess I'd just assume he lost it and doesn't wanna talk about it... Prying would be pretty rude.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon? I-- guess I'd save the spider since you can quest for bacon. Unless the spider pushed me, then I'd definitely save the bacon.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat? Um... I don't think spiders wear dresses, and if they do, I definitely don't know which ones make them look fat.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider? I'd keep the spider in a jar in my jacket. That seems like an appropriate response, right? ... Well, I thought it was funny...
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider? I'd ignore the spider. Did you not ignore the spider?
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail. The intense longing of a thousand suns for the love of a creature I'll never know, and the bewilderment of his... grace...
Aaaaugh, can you scratch that out? That was really stupid. I feel the need to hit it.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Sapphire
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
How gigantic are we talking here? Gigantic by a spider's standards or by mine? How fast did it happen?? I'm not really in the habit of letting stuff get too close to my face, so actually I don't think would happen at all.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
Uhhhhh. I'm not into that sort of thing. I guess if I had absolutely no choice we could get something to eat? Though for the record I don't really want to get eaten myself.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Pass.
[snip]
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
I wouldn't? If the spider wants to tell me, that's cool, but it's not my business. You'd be surprised at what you can accomplish even without all your limbs. Though if the spider wanted to, I'd listen?? What am I even saying at this point?!
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
How big is this spider again?? why can't I save all three of us??!
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
If they asked and I thought so?? Why would you ask otherwise?
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
N...o? For one thing the spider's probably not going to be alone because it's impossible to get away from people sometimes. Second, how long do spiders live anyway?? My world isn't so flimsy that one thing could destroy it.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
I guess I'd write a few questions about the spider? "Why is this spider here?" maybe.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
Hungry. I'm usually hungry though, so I guess that doesn't count. Is this a trick question? I don't feel any different than normal.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Sterling
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Remove it, of course.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
Theoretically if this sort of thing were to occur, I would know this
persspider's personality and likes and dislikes, and would plan accordingly.3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
Of course not.
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8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
Is that really any of my business? I don't believe so.
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
The spider and myself, of course.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
If my honest opinion were requested, and it seemed so ... ? Though I don't think I'd be quite so crude about it.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I don't believe in taking life. If the spider will destroy everything by being left alone, the solution is to assure that won't happen, right?
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
A few, I suppose, for the sake of consistency with the illustrations. Unless you mean that there was a real spider on the top of the page, at which point I would remove it and write questions as normal.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
While I hate to disappoint, I do not feel anything particularly new or different--or even notable--doing this.
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CHARACTER TEAM: Tiger's eye
1. A gigantic spider lands on your face, what do you do?
Remove it.
2. Where would you take this spider, if you were going out on a date?
To the Beach.
3. Would you sleep with the spider on the first date? If no, skip to 8.
...[skipping to 8]
4. And if so, would you still respect the spider in the morning? Why or why not?
5. Would you use protection with the spider or would you enquire about the spider’s sexual history? Would you request a copy of the spider’s STI test results? Would you puncture the condom?
6. Would you make the spider get an abortion or man up and pay child support and be a father (or a mother) to that child?
7. Would you make the spider pancakes or waffles in the morning?
8. How would you ask about the spider’s missing leg?
It's not polite to ask. I'll make up an awesome story about it, though. It was lost in a mighty battle between it and some fiendish beetles... (The beetles lost)
9. If you are pushed off of a cliff and manage to grab a hold of the rocks, meaning that you can securely climb back up to safety with one accompaniment, do you save yourself and the spider or yourself and a pack of bacon?
Me and the spider and the bacon. I'm that good.
10. Would you tell the spider if this dress makes him or her look fat?
No such thing. She is lovely in whatever she wears.
11. If, by some unexplained serendipitous event, you find out that this spider, if left alone, will one day destroy the world as you know it, but, if you kill it, you will never find true love, do you kill the spider?
I will hold it the most glorious funeral the world has ever seen.
12. If given the possibility to create survey questions and there was a spider at the top of the page, would you ignore the spider or would you write several questions about the spider?
...no.
13. What do you feel when you gaze into the spider’s eyes? Please describe in great detail.
My maiden heart wells with feelings that cannot properly be put into words.♥