dramatispersonae | TURQUOISE

[ The glass rectangle has a Turquoise colored plastic tray in the bottom. It's currently empty . . . ]

I'll bite you anyway, don't test me.

[LONG-SUFFERING SIGH

but the ruffles cease]

Good.

[settles down to let you do whatever you want i guess...]

Psssssst.

[why do i put up with you]

What?

[because of my charm, winning personality, and good looks]

I still think you like it.

[only one of those is true and i'm not supposed to be able to appreciate it since i have a girlfriend

oh woe

hisssssss]

[hisses back]

[......switches to a rattling growl]

That sounds even less like a tree.

I wasn't raised by trees, so whatever.