♕ Room 2 ♕

[dramatispersonae]

The room you gather in is a small drawing room, with a table and some couches set about a fireplace. There are tall bookshelves on the wall and large windows that open out to a balcony overlooking a beautiful garden.

Comments

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

They have--[PAUSE, SEARCHING FOR A WORD]--their families are spread throughout service to ours, so they know things we wouldn't necessarily ...

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

Oh, is that so? Is this about my darling Alexis' proclivities in bed again?

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

[sobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb] I-it's more than that, this time ...

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

I assure you, they're just envious of his natural endowments.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

[ch-chokes] I-I doubt it's anything like that, ma--sir--you know--

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

Oh? Well, I suppose I will try to keep an open mind.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

It's a knife in his pocket and he's not happy to see you.

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

I assure you, he is very happy to see me.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

Only for as long as it takes for him to STAB YOU. IN THE GUT.

[makes stabby motions that could probably be misconstrued]

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

Oh, but it's not my gut he's aiming for~.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

The best time to kill a man is when he's busy with--that.

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

Then I shall have to pat him down very~ thoroughly~ for weapons, shall I not?

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

[dropping the falsetto for a moment] I guess if he tries to choke you with his cock you could just bite.

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

[oh no trying SO HARD not to laugh, but a gigglefit is happening anyway.]

Really, why would I do that to such a, mmm, manly weapon?

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

Defend yourself! And your honor! To the bitter end! Because if you don't ... !

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

My honor is nothing to me without Alexis' sweet caress.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

He has you completely fooled!

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

If he does, I will gladly accept that.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

Even if he chokes you?

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

Oh, dear, he's well-endowed but not that well-endowed. I'm sure I'll be fine.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

See, it's the "not that well-endowed" part that is probably why he's upset ...

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

My dear Mrs. Cortin, a man with too much is just as unliked as a man with too little.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

I'm afraid I wouldn't know about THAT at all.

Re: Introductions?

[scalesfromeyes]

Haha, well, I'm sure your husband tries his hardest.

Re: Introductions?

[performing]

"Hardest," riiiiight ...