GOOD CHOICES.

[dramatispersonae]

[ You are in a black room.

Like, a 12x12 foot room. With black walls. And a black floor. And a black ceiling. ]

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[brotagonist]

Hey, bird.

[...looking around to see if anything is following the sparrow to them...]

[steampunked]

[keeping her attention on the bird]

... hi!

[dramatispersonae]

[ nothing is following the bird!

bird headtilts.

tweeeet. ]

[brotagonist]

Can you understand what we're saying? If you can, I dunno, hop or something.

[digging idly in his pockets for something to feed it :|a oh noo I don't have anything except a couple of apple seeds...]

[steampunked]

[:3c]

. . . that's awesome craftsmanship . . .

[dramatispersonae]

[ hops :3c ]

[steampunked]

Is there any water near here? Hop once for yes.

[dramatispersonae]

[ . . . tweet. ]

[steampunked]

. . . well, crap. Uh. Do you know what we're supposed to do with this guy?

[pointing back at the corpse.]

[dramatispersonae]

[ tweet tweet |D ]

[brotagonist]

Do you like apple seeds?

[dramatispersonae]

[ HOP :D ]

[brotagonist]

[OFFERS IT HIS PALM WITH A COUPLE OF SEEDS ON IT.]

[dramatispersonae]

[ . . . glides down to eat them yay :V!!!! ]

[steampunked]

[. . . that's cute and also generally mechanically impossible idek. l-laughing.]

[brotagonist]

[PETS THE BIRD :D]

[dramatispersonae]

[ tweet tweet tweet!

and then something warm hits Lloyd's palm... ]

[brotagonist]

[did the bird just poop on my glove...]

[steampunked]

[CRACKS UP.]

[dramatispersonae]

[ BIRD FLIES AWAY

LEAVING BEHIND A PILE OF TINY TINY NUTS AND BOLTS. ]

[brotagonist]

[...eyes them...]

Wow.

[steampunked]

[stares.




then looks up at the sky and sighs.]

Dream, that's not how biology works. Keep 'em, though.

[brotagonist]

You keep them. I don't want metal bird poop.

[steampunked]

[pffft]

They're just nuts and bolts! And I don't have pockets.

[brotagonist]

Come on!!