She did say we have to fit them in. What if we tried something more like . . .

"The personae may claim to have the best interests of their "heroes" at heart, but in truth some of them are nothing more than self-serving jailers. They tell us that we only need to play in games that they spam for our memories—to save their world! And then they have the nerve to slaughter the very people they've named their saviors? Just how twisted up are their knickers to have them treating us so cruelly? It even shows in our rations! There are treats and good meat packed with it, but never enough to last. Instead we have to make do with that . . . that stuff that's barely even fit for a dog's dinner."

There's still brimborion and haunch to fit in, but there's room to add more to that.