[Scowl is trying to pull the tutu down for modesty when he steps up to the podium, trying very hard not to look annoyed. It . . . kind of is working . . .]

It should be obvious to anyone that team allegiances are something great. You can double or triple your power by having another group of people to rely on when things get rough. Nothing could stand in your way! [he points furiously at the air!!! —and then rushes to hold the tutu down again] N-Not even the fabled shockoblobs of Aather.