؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-12-29 07:08 pm

TURQUOISE

You're in the Ring by yourselves this time, surrounded by the same columns on all sides--except this time there is no spacing between them whatsoever, and the vines seem thicker.

A statue about four feet tall stands in the middle of the room; it is a woman in a simple tunic carved from white marble, but her head is missing. Although it's clearly a solid statue, it seems that the limbs can be moved and manipulated to imitate other positions.

Next to the statue is a chest (somehow) containing all of the following:

A round shield made of bronze
A boa constrictor (yes, it's alive)
A guitar with strap
A pair of thick horn-rimmed hipster glasses
A fedora
A bonnet
A mohawk
Platform shoes
A lei made of seashells
A belt of knives
A makeup kit
A peacock feather
A gun holster with guns in it
A pink mini-skirt
A clown nose
Fuzzy earmuffs
A pair of Groucho Marx glasses
A butcher's knife
Lipstick
A pair of striped arm-warmers
A pair of striped leg-warmers
A bodice
A cigar
A jeweled sword
Golden armlets
A pearl necklace
A series of shrunken severed heads on a string
A pair of black leather gloves
A cape
A wooden staff
Gold paint
A pair of sandals
A Hawaiian shirt
A big red bow
A spear
A blowtorch
A pair of black high heels
A pair of stick-on fuzzy eyebrows
A bow
A quiver of arrows
A long-stemmed pipe
A simple cloth shoulder-bag
An apron
A pair of fairy wings
A necklace of pure-cut diamonds
A blank journal
A golden crown of laurels, broken in twain
Glass-blown orbs in various colors
Purple nailpolish
A baby doll
A blindfold
A leather jacket
A plain white t-shirt
A simple, unadorned clay pot. ...?
mylittlecavallone: (Unexpected penis.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
... There's a lot of stuff in here.
fullmoonblooms: (confused)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-12-30 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[picking up the blowtorch]

I don't even know what most of these things are.
mylittlecavallone: (Cake?! Really??)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
... Well that one you might wanna put back down.
fullmoonblooms: (look out)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-12-30 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[...puts it back down]
screwthatnoise: (Default)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-12-30 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[pointing her knife at the boa constrictor]

We must decorate a headless statue in order to strengthen its appearance... it would help if we could give the statue a head.
mylittlecavallone: (pic#755177)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. Anyway, let's check with Echo for ideas.
mylittlecavallone: (Success! This is not!!)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
... We're not using the snake's, are we?
fullmoonblooms: (ohgodwhat)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-12-30 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
-- Don't hurt it!
screwthatnoise: (pic#1254165)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-12-30 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
No. A human statue does not need a snake head.
Edited 2012-12-30 01:19 (UTC)
fullmoonblooms: (try)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-12-30 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
All right. She usually has good ideas.

[...so long as they're not 'decapitate snakes']
mylittlecavallone: (Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Taking the spear to try and... nudge the snake away... ]

It's not that bad...
screwthatnoise: (pic#921837)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-12-30 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I will not. Only if it decides to attack us.
mylittlecavallone: (That sure is a thing that just happened.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ We might need to keep an eye on her and that snake... ]
fullmoonblooms: (uh)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-12-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
It seems like a nice snake so it...Probably won't hurt us.
screwthatnoise: (pic#920820)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-12-30 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
It was unexpected.

[lowering her knife and pulling out the stringed shrunken heads]

These are too small.
mylittlecavallone: (I better use my Mafia Senses.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
We could bundle up some of the excess clothes in the cape and make a head out of that?
screwthatnoise: (pic#922796)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-12-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[nods]

A well-behaved snake. I will not complain about that.

I have glanced into the chest, and I do not see anything that could be used as a head. Everything is too small. Perhaps I should not focus on the head. Should we try to strengthen this stature through other means...?
Edited 2012-12-30 01:24 (UTC)
screwthatnoise: (pic#920942)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-12-30 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[jiiiiiiiiiiiii]
screwthatnoise: (pic#985505)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-12-30 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
It would not look like a head. I would be ashamed to have a head like that, if I were a statue.

Perhaps we must accomplish this task through other means.
mylittlecavallone: (pic#755200)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mylittlecavallone 2012-12-30 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Chuckles a bit. ]

Alright, if nothing else we could just make a veil around one of those orbs where the head should be to cover up the fact that it's not a real head.
fullmoonblooms: (look out)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-12-30 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
That'll be best. We can give her a sword and shield, if you'd like?

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