So this is the story the day Jasper couldn't sit still.

One day, Jasper woke up and realized that no one knew who the fuck they were. There was that one guy, and that other guy who is a bird, but beyond that, none of the other teams had any idea about anything to do with Jasper. Well, obviously, friendship being the most important thing in the entire universe and the central governing goal of anything anyone does here, Jasper had to change that. They tried meeting as many teams as possible, and the guy with the notebook, the one in Jasper, decided to start putting on performances to teach everyone about what a great team Jasper is. Unfortunately, the performances sucked, and they were as little known as ever.

Then, one day, the entire team of Jasper developed an infestation of ass mites. Tiny, ravenous insects crawled up their assholes and began mauling them from the inside out, so much that Jasper immediately had to begin questing for enough insect repellant to drown a tiny village. A tiny village made of asshole dwelling bugs. So it goes without saying that Jasper sure as fuck could not sit still while this was going on.

While waiting for the bug repellant quests, Jasper put on a performance. This time, the performance was great and suddenly, magically, there were some people who gave two shits about Jasper. You see, these weren't any ordinary wastetube dwelling vermin. These were our newest personae, a colony of magical parasites, and in return for living arrangements they had blessed Jasper with the gift of not being completely forgettable in every way.

And from that day forward, everyone was best friends forever and got along, and they probably lived happily ever after or some shit like that, too.