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[ It doesn't look like anyone is home . . . ]
[ There is a note on the bar that reads:
The price of one bottle of rum is ten terrible secrets. ]
[ As you continue to make your way toward the treasure, it looks like that cartographer wasn't joking about the bear. ]
My word, what are all of you doing here? How rude, to interrupt my vacation like this! If you wish to pass, present me with a reasoned argument about why I should or shouldn't eat you.
My word, what are all of you doing here? How rude, to interrupt my vacation like this! If you wish to pass, present me with a reasoned argument about why I should or shouldn't eat you.
[ There are quite a few skeletons here. In fact, they seem to be holding tightly to shovels, buckets, and all the other tools you would need to dig up a treasure. There's a sign here that reads:
... I'm not in much of a drinking mood...
Right?! Unless you were a really good bartender!
[stupid pirates and their bullshit]
No.
No.
I have a bottle of wine and a bottle of tequila, anyway.
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