؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-04-27 09:13 pm

ROOM 2

[You enter a pleasant sitting room: there are nine plush comfy chairs in a semi-circle in front of a crackling fireplace, and a table set with various finger-foods and two carafes, one of water and one of wine. It'd be a very nice room ... if not for the dummy lying facedown on the floor with a giant butcher knife sticking out of its back and a little bottle by one of its hands, marked with a tiny skull and crossbones. There's a hangman's noose around its neck, though the other end looks rather frayed.

The pleasant voice of a woman -- not the persona -- begins to speak:]

Hello and welcome. I wish it could have been under better circumstances, but today has some interesting circumstances. As you can see, my good associate, Mister X, has met an unfortunate end. I've reason to believe it might be one of you! Shall we see if I'm right?
sirenes: (pic#956153)

Re: NUMBERS

[personal profile] sirenes 2012-04-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
2
euphanasia: (Default)

Re: NUMBERS

[personal profile] euphanasia 2012-04-28 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
5
wildnight: (Default)

Re: NUMBERS

[personal profile] wildnight 2012-04-28 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
7
seldomseen: censoredgrace@lj (Default)

Re: NUMBERS

[personal profile] seldomseen 2012-04-28 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[assuming someone helps him get one, 4 sure]
the_ex_flame: (objection!)

Re: NUMBERS

[personal profile] the_ex_flame 2012-04-28 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
1
euphanasia: (ℵ but I couldn't think of anywhere else)

Re: START

[personal profile] euphanasia 2012-04-28 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[... giggles]

Oh my...
sirenes: (it's Fall Out Boy.)

Re: START

[personal profile] sirenes 2012-04-28 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew it was going to be one of these! I've always wanted to--uh, I mean-- [AHEM]

This is terrible! Who could have done such a thing?
the_ex_flame: (pic#982425)

Re: START

[personal profile] the_ex_flame 2012-04-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha~
euphanasia: (ℵ but I know our filthy hands)

Re: START

[personal profile] euphanasia 2012-04-28 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[affecting an accent~]

I dunno, but that jerk had it coming. Didn't know where to keep his nose, 'nuff said.
seldomseen: moeto-icon@lj (um actually sakutarou soda will be a hit)

Re: START

[personal profile] seldomseen 2012-04-28 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
U, uryu . . . That's really terrible . . .
euphanasia: (ℵ he never minces words)

Re: START

[personal profile] euphanasia 2012-04-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What're you lookin' at, wise guy? Don'cha got yer mom to run home to?
sirenes: (pic#956130)

Re: START

[personal profile] sirenes 2012-04-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that all you can say? I'm going to inspect the body!

[I'M GOING TO INSPECT THE BODY!]
sirenes: (honorable beaver eating!)

Re: START

[personal profile] sirenes 2012-04-28 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . oh no trying not to laugh]

Nobody deserves that! I'll solve this crime myself! It'll be good publicity! Maybe I should start with investigating you!
euphanasia: (ℵ he never minces words)

Re: START

[personal profile] euphanasia 2012-04-28 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe I'll start with investigating you." Buzz off, Princess. No one needs your dopey looks anyway.
Edited 2012-04-28 23:37 (UTC)
wildnight: ([f] threads)

Re: START

[personal profile] wildnight 2012-04-28 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[watching curiously]
the_ex_flame: (smudge my eyes with memories)

Re: START

[personal profile] the_ex_flame 2012-04-28 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[S-STRAIGHT FACE]

Absolutely not! A matter like this can't go overlooked . . . for justice, and to keep everyone from safe! We can't let something like this happen again!
sirenes: (shameful job of blowing!)

Re: START

[personal profile] sirenes 2012-04-28 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Those sound like the words of a murderer! You have something to hide!
euphanasia: (ℵ but I know our filthy hands)

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[personal profile] euphanasia 2012-04-28 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah. Like some idiot with red hair knows how to keep anyone safe. I bet you're just waiting to shoot someone with a gosh darned tank while they ain't looking!
the_ex_flame: (objection!)

Re: START

[personal profile] the_ex_flame 2012-04-28 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you qualified?
sirenes: (pic#956131)

Re: START

[personal profile] sirenes 2012-04-28 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[what if. I try to take it off]

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