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[ You're standing in front of a large wooden stage. On stage are some bushes, some fake grass, a table with a tea set and three lifelike dolls (the size of people). One of the dolls has a rabbit mask, one has a tophat and the other wears a blue dress.
Behind you there is a lake with green water, its surface covered in lilypads. To the left of the stage is a cliff -- it looks unclimbable. To the right of the stage is a path in the dirt that loops back behind the stage itself. ]
Behind you there is a lake with green water, its surface covered in lilypads. To the left of the stage is a cliff -- it looks unclimbable. To the right of the stage is a path in the dirt that loops back behind the stage itself. ]
A tea party?
[FIRST THINGS FIRST I am seeing if there is real tea in that teapot]
[FIRST THINGS FIRST I am seeing if there is real tea in that teapot]
[can I take the tophat off?]
What is this?
What is this?
[ you can take the top hat off
EERILY LIFELIKE FEELING DOLLS :U ]
EERILY LIFELIKE FEELING DOLLS :U ]
Magical adventures in the annals of the cat's imagination, who the hell knows.
[creepy! I'm gonna just wander off and check out the water :B WHAT'S OVER HERE]
Makes as much sense as anything.
[puts the hat on :3c]
[puts the hat on :3c]
[pours a cup]
[offers it to a doll]
Ma'am?
[offers it to a doll]
Ma'am?
[ it's just a doll . . .
but the tea is warm ]
but the tea is warm ]
[ IT'S A LAKE
IF ONLY YOU HAD A BOAT.
there is a soup pan floating in it tho. . . about ten feet out. ]
IF ONLY YOU HAD A BOAT.
there is a soup pan floating in it tho. . . about ten feet out. ]
[huh a pan.
WELL I'M NOT AGAINST SWIMMING. crouches to touch the water though. I learned my lesson about cold water :|!11 IT LEADS TO TENTACLES]
WELL I'M NOT AGAINST SWIMMING. crouches to touch the water though. I learned my lesson about cold water :|!11 IT LEADS TO TENTACLES]
[ slightly chill, but no more than you would expect from a lake . . . ]
[oh well |D wading in to go get the soup pan.]
[correction. it is a tophat, and thus sexy. poking through the contents of the table settings. what kind of tea is being served?]
[ IT IS MUDDY AND SLIPPERY and there is algae '-' and it begins to get very deep very fast ]
[ earl gray.
there is cream and sugar cubes. no food though ]
there is cream and sugar cubes. no food though ]
[oh well, then I will swim |D I SPEND LIKE SIXTY PERCENT OF MY LIFE FUCKING AROUND BY BODIES OF WATER]
[tea is served then... pours himself a cup with two sugars... pockets a couple more of the sugar cubes as he looks around the clearing, wandering towards the path]
[ and then there was a hippo between you are the soup pan.
ok a hippo the size of a housecat. but. ]
ok a hippo the size of a housecat. but. ]
[i am an adult i can play teaparty when i want to!!]
No? More for me!
[dumps four sugar cubes and too much cream in it, and DRINKS]
No? More for me!
[dumps four sugar cubes and too much cream in it, and DRINKS]
[. . . raises an eyebrow.
swims around the hippo.]
swims around the hippo.]
[ it is a dirt path with some dandelions lining it and then an emerald green grass on the not-path part ]
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